Who is the funniest?

Who is the funniest?
 1. HAUSA man who
 removed his shoes to
 enter a
 taxi.....
 2. IGBO man who went
 to the bank with a
 spanner to open a
 bank account.
 3.YORUBA man who
 went to bed with a ruler
 just to know
 how long he slept
 4. A TIV man who
 watched the news and
 waved
 at the news reader.
 5. AN EFIK nurse who
 woke up a sleeping
 patient
 simply because she
 forgot to give him
 sleeping
 pills....
 6. AN IGALA man who
 lowered his TV volume
 because he wanted to
 read a text message..
 9. AN IKWERE man who
 polished his shoes to
 take a passport photo.
 10. AN ISOKO man who
 climbed a mango tree to
 check
 if the mango was ripe
 enough then came
 down
 and started
 stoning it.....
 11. A FULANI man who
 chose to drink Fanta
 because he thought
 sprite was unripe
 12. A GWARI man who
 saw something that
 looked like shit, touched
 n tasted n said
 "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
 Thank God I no match
 am....
 13. AN IDOMA man who
 put his radio inside the
 refrigerator
 because he wanted to
 listen to Cool FM...
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